Uh, so I'm kind of a writer. Uh, I work in marketing. Uh, there's this one hero, who shall remain nameless, but has ice powers.
-Ice Princess.
I'm not allowed to say. Anyway, she, took a liking to me. It was heady, man. Intoxicating. No one wants to fuck the writer. Needless to say,
I fell for her, big-time.
Anyway, we were, you know, being intimate, when she climaxed and accidentally turned into ice. Just for a second, but I was, still in there, at negative 346 degrees.
Same temperature as liquid nitrogen. As you can imagine, ...it snapped off. The crazy thing is, I still miss her.